Dear Honey B, Day 6

Task List

1. Party like a fawking ROCKSTAR
2. Wear some bad ass shoes and work it girl *no panties
3. FLIRT FLIRT FLIRT
4. FAWKING ROCKSTAR DRINKS… ONLY
5. DANCE

My sweet sweet Honey B this is exactly what I am talking about. Getting to the fun fun fun…pausing on the deep stuff here and here and swimming in shallow waters. Upward and onward toward ABSOLUTE madness and oh happy days! First things first no jealous chickens allowed! This night was about me and me only so my crew had to be bad, bold, and beautiful. Mission accomplished as I went out with my girls @Diva_Bri and @ OMG_its_Steph. Badass shoes were suggested so I went with my BADASSS Steven Maddens, thanks Steve you’re a gem! Then there were the FAWKING Rockstar drinks, Goose Rocks and Patron Shots oh my! I’d be remised if I didn’t mention that the menz involved in my ROCKSTAR evening included a rare breed of 6 foot 5 inches or taller ball players (and by ball players I mean professional ball players) from around the country!

We started out at a private event hosted by [insert ball player] at Le MEze and were quickly escorted to VIP. Once nestled in our dimly lit section, drinks were offered by an attentive waitress (seriously she did a great job). “I’ll have a Goose on the rocks with a lemon please”. Followed by a Patron shot no lime bytches!!! I started dancing and then it was like every song was my soooooooooooooong! How did the DJ know I don’t keep up with music so he need only play a mix of the top 10 and then anything from 1995 to like 2002 and I can sing along! THROUGOUT the night I found myself completely void of any inhibitions. At one point in the evening this conversation occurred…

Me: [dancing dancing]

Random Dude: [grabs my ROCKSTAR waist] and says “You ma Queen, I own this!" [referencing my gluteus maximous]

Me: “You Don’t Own Shit!”

Random Dude: “Okay okay lets start over..”

Me: “Okay okay lets start never”!

Random Dude: “Why you being so difficult”

Me: [intense eye contact] “Cuz I’m a FAWKING ROCKSTAR!” [takes PATRON shot then poses for several pictures]

Fast forward to the after hours spot and I’m drunk. Pull up to the club leave a couple hundreds at the door and enjoy enjoy enjoy. My only blunder the whole evening was this run in I had with an ice cube. The ice cube won as I landed flat on my ass with my legs crossed. How? I don’t flippin know. I don’t even remember getting up on my own. All I remember is being swooped up by two big men and I was back on my feet walkin-it-out! AAAAAAAAAAAaayeeeeeeee!!!! It was like it never happened except it did *tee hee.

Breakfast was next, then several number exchanges, dates made and 40 minutes of sleep. #boom pow. My night was over and it was time to go to work.

All in all Honey B, this was an incredible night. I realized that having a ROCKSTAR night needs to be the rule and not the exception. Doing ROCKSTAR things wasn’t about letting myself go so much as it was about being myself. I FLIRT like a FAWKING RoCKSTAR cuz I’m a Gemini and this ish turns me on! I dance like a FAWKING RoCKSTAR cuz I don’t really care what anybody else thinks. I drink like a FAWKING RoCKSTAR cuz well have we met… My name is Free_Flowers!

It was great to be reminded of these facts! Here are a few more for those of you trying to keep up.

INSERT: ROCKSTAR alter ego

FACTS:
1. I drink ma GOOSE on the ROCKS and get fist bumps from ball playas
2. I ROCK a bald head beautifully
3. Big ROCKS and shiny things make me happy
4. I ROCK to my own beat in VIP
5. I like ma eggs over hard…FAWKING RoCKSTAR!

FICTION:
1. I wore panties
2. I didn’t fall at all
3. The paparazzi couldn’t find me
4. You da only one
5. The next day I did that ish again!

XOXO
Free_Flowers

Education 101: Stereotypes

Who Opens the Door?:  5 Stereotypes to Dispel About Lesbians

Here are 5 common stereotypes that Lesbian women have to combat. The level with which these issues arise occur all too often. To qualify, this is not a sweeping generalization about heterosexual individuals. Nevertheless, these misconceptions are prevalent in our society today.

1: A Lesbian is a woman scorned.

                Let us start off with golden rule number one. If you want to have a rapport with a confident Lesbian, dispel the idea that a man has caused her to feel this way. If you ask most Lesbians they will admit that they have had some sort of relationship with a man before coming into their sexuality. Often, these relationships have been healthy and affectionate. The idea that a man has somehow broken her heart is ridiculous. A man can never make you attracted to another woman. Either it’s in you or it’s not. Most of the relationships with men are simple validations that being with a man is not their desire.

2: There has to be one dominant and one submissive partner in the relationship.

                Common terminology used in the Lesbian community is “Femme and Stud.” When using the terms you are referring to a feminine woman and the more masculine counterpart. A lot of Lesbian relationships do have these types of connections. However, not all have to in order to work. There are many femme Lesbians that date other femmes and visa versus. There does not have to be one submissive and one dominant partner. The roles can be equal. In my opinion when there has to be roles defined as such they are mimicking heterosexual norms.

3: Lesbians are highly promiscuous.

                Media has played a major role in the modern depiction of Lesbian relationships. For example, there are countless pornographic cable channels that provide girl on girl movies. It is easier to be an open Lesbian than a homosexual man in our society. This creates an overly sensationalized view of Lesbians. For the most part these views cater to a male dominated audience. Most Lesbians are not like this. Most Lesbians are in committed monogamous relationships. Most Lesbians are happy with being discreet, conventional, and living tasteful lives.

4: Studs don’t wear make-up.

                Many dominant women actually wear make-up. Just because their look is a little bit more masculine does not take away the fact that she is still a woman at the end of the day. Women enjoy make-up.  A woman’s face is one of the most beautiful things that exist. Why not enhance it?

5: Studs want to turn straight women “out”.

                This stereotype is mostly carried out by heterosexual women. There is often uneasiness or some level of discomfort that straight women have when around dominant Lesbians. Just like every man is not attracted to every woman that he sees, neither is every Lesbian that she sees. Being a Lesbian does not mean that you want to attract every woman in the room. Lastly, they don’t want to turn every woman they see into a Lesbian. There are plenty of homosexual women to date. 

XOXO Honey Bii 

Day 10 With Free Flowers

Daily Routine:

• Wake up naked. She was instructed to sleep in the nude. The purpose is to feel free. I love sleeping in the nude.
• Make up your BED. It is probably the simplest thing that you can do productively start your day.
• PUT ON CLOTHES. Not just any old outfit. An outfit that you would wear if you knew that you were meeting someone important. The purpose of putting on clothes is to feel great.
• Look up a quote from Maya Angelou. Recite it.
• Be productive. Plan each day. Routine equals stability.

This is the last day of the experiment. WHOOP WHOOP.

• Research places in Chicago that you want to relocate to. This is so important. You need a stable environment when the fall comes. 

• Today is going to be a highly reflective day. I want you to write out a post with all the things that you learned from doing this experiment. There is a deadline. I need this to be completed within the next 24 hours. I don't want you to lose the Honey Bii vibe just yet. 

This has been an experiment that I hold precious to my heart. I thank you so very much for being a willing participant. 

XOXO Honey Bii

Day 9 With Free Flowers

Daily Routine:

• Wake up naked. She was instructed to sleep in the nude. The purpose is to feel free. I love sleeping in the nude.
• Make up your BED. It is probably the simplest thing that you can do productively start your day.
• PUT ON CLOTHES. Not just any old outfit. An outfit that you would wear if you knew that you were meeting someone important. The purpose of putting on clothes is to feel great.
• Look up a quote from Maya Angelou. Recite it.
• Be productive. Plan each day. Routine equals stability.

DAY 9: Pack, Pack, Pack. 

• That is all. You have 19 days to be out of your apartment.

XOXO Honey Bii

Dear Honey Bii, a rant

Dear Honey Bii,

I'm moving in 20 days and I'm shitting bricks about it. What the hell! Why am I so resistant to change? Why does it feel like I'm about to explode?

I guess my question is ... Why do I have so much trouble "moving" on?
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHH Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam!!!!!!!

From
Free_Flowers

Dear Honey Bii, Day ????

That's all....

XOXO

Free_Flowers

Inbox Questions from Bii-Lievers

This is an actual Dear Honey Bii letter:

Hey Bii! whats up with you? I was on the blog site and by the way I really love it.  Glad you created it. The sex toys videos are crazy!!!!  Well here is what I am going through with this woman.  I have been messing with this chick since like September and it started ok we vibed in every way.  The meat of it is that she tells me she wants to be with me and all that.  She loves me but my problem is that I want to be all about her but she can't seem to leave this other bitch alone.  I just don't know how to let this shit go with her.  I get tired of her wanting to be around when she wants and steady telling me oh she(talking about the other girl) don't want me contacting you, yet still she calls me and all that.  I know you probably think I'm stupid as hell, its just I love this girl for real.  I didn't expect to fall for her but i did.  I say to myself like why do you put yourself through this shit.  She must care more about this chick than me because she cares about what she thinks, and what she sees and all that.  I mean we got into it real bad because she said out her mouth everybody knows I have 2 bitches. What should I do Bii!........

While you are healing, listen to this cd.


XOXO Honey Bii