That's all....
XOXO
Free_Flowers
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Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Inbox Questions from Bii-Lievers
This is an actual Dear Honey Bii letter:
Hey Bii! whats up with you? I was on the blog site and by the way I really love it. Glad you created it. The sex toys videos are crazy!!!! Well here is what I am going through with this woman. I have been messing with this chick since like September and it started ok we vibed in every way. The meat of it is that she tells me she wants to be with me and all that. She loves me but my problem is that I want to be all about her but she can't seem to leave this other bitch alone. I just don't know how to let this shit go with her. I get tired of her wanting to be around when she wants and steady telling me oh she(talking about the other girl) don't want me contacting you, yet still she calls me and all that. I know you probably think I'm stupid as hell, its just I love this girl for real. I didn't expect to fall for her but i did. I say to myself like why do you put yourself through this shit. She must care more about this chick than me because she cares about what she thinks, and what she sees and all that. I mean we got into it real bad because she said out her mouth everybody knows I have 2 bitches. What should I do Bii!........
While you are healing, listen to this cd.
XOXO Honey Bii
Hey Bii! whats up with you? I was on the blog site and by the way I really love it. Glad you created it. The sex toys videos are crazy!!!! Well here is what I am going through with this woman. I have been messing with this chick since like September and it started ok we vibed in every way. The meat of it is that she tells me she wants to be with me and all that. She loves me but my problem is that I want to be all about her but she can't seem to leave this other bitch alone. I just don't know how to let this shit go with her. I get tired of her wanting to be around when she wants and steady telling me oh she(talking about the other girl) don't want me contacting you, yet still she calls me and all that. I know you probably think I'm stupid as hell, its just I love this girl for real. I didn't expect to fall for her but i did. I say to myself like why do you put yourself through this shit. She must care more about this chick than me because she cares about what she thinks, and what she sees and all that. I mean we got into it real bad because she said out her mouth everybody knows I have 2 bitches. What should I do Bii!........
While you are healing, listen to this cd.
XOXO Honey Bii
Education 101: How To Not Waste Your Time When Dating
Here is a video on dating tips. I focus on weeding out the Ba-foon-ery. Basically, don't waste your time.
XOXO Honey Bii
XOXO Honey Bii
Day 8 With Free Flowers
Daily Routine:
This is a huge transition point in your life! Make sure that you aren't saving things for the last minute.
XOXO Honey Bii
- Wake up naked. She was instructed to sleep in the nude. The purpose is to feel free. I love sleeping in the nude.
- Make up your BED. It is probably the simplest thing that you can do productively start your day.
- PUT ON CLOTHES. Not just any old outfit. An outfit that you would wear if you knew that you were meeting someone important. The purpose of putting on clothes is to feel great.
- Look up a quote from Maya Angelou. Recite it.
- Be productive. Plan each day. Routine equals stability.
On Day 8 here are the things that will be accomplished:
- Get your freaking graduation announcements out right now!!!!!! DO IT or no one will come.
- REVISE your resume. No one will hire you without your updated Master's Status.
- Humble yourself and write down a wishlist for your graduation.
- Realize that you MUST pack your apartments. Don't have it put out on the streets! Just get it done. No excuses.
This is a huge transition point in your life! Make sure that you aren't saving things for the last minute.
XOXO Honey Bii
Day ??? With Free Flowers
Today is the 8th day of the experiment. Here are the things that I want to happen.
- MAN! You piece of crap! I see what you are doing and it is not cute!!!! You better start responding to these posts! You can't get out of this so easy! Get your ass up and at attention. I need you to post and do the shit I tell you!
XOXO Honey Bii
Back to the basics!!!!! Don't play.
Monday, April 4, 2011
Education 101: How To Hook A Femme
Ladies here are 5 Things that you must do to hook a Femme!
- Be Dominant
- Take out the trash
- Get along with her friends
- Learn how to use a strap
- Make her feel special
P.S. There is a special bonus tip included in the video
XOXO Honey Bii
Education 101: How To Hook A Stud
Ladies here are 5 Things that you must do to hook a stud!
- Be a Femme
- Learn how to take the strap
- You must cook and do their laundry
- Become their best friend
- Have a baby
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