Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Dear Honey Bii, Day 8

Dear Honey Bii, Day 8,

This letter is a lot a bit late. My apologies Honey Bii followers.

To Do List

#1. Revise Resume

#2. Write out wish list

#3. Pack apartment

#4. Send graduation announcements

I don’t like change. I don’t like self-adulation. I don’t like not knowing. I don’t like goodbyes. Revising my resume, writing a wish list, packing my apartment, and sending graduation announcements is basically asking me to do all the things I don’t like to do. Therefore I dragged my FAWKING Rockstar butt on these tasks. As a matter of fact a completed the tasks in my mind two weeks ago and was going to write about my mental experience. But decided against this, as it wouldn’t be right to lie threw my teeth.

#1. So at last my resume is revised. I’ve applied to five companies. And what do you know I have received one phone interview scheduled for next week #winning.

#2. I completed my wish list and here it is.

1. Creed Love-In-White perfume at www.neimanmarcus.com

2. Aphrochic : (2) Brookyln Life Outdoor pillows, (2) Park Slope pillows, and /or Booklynn Life Shower curtain at

3. Sex and the City Complete Collection (Deluxe Edition)

4. A seven day six night all expenses paid trip to Miami!

5. A Mac laptop

6. 4 dozen roses delivered to my front door

7. A great pair of running shoes

8. Rebel Flower perfume by Rihanna

9. 6 beautiful bracelet

10. An aloe plant

#3. This symbolic whipper snapper is so fawking scary I think I wet myself just a little every time I put something in a box. I mean I can’t stand the fear that suffocates me while I pack my apartment. I looooooooooooooooooooooove this apartment and by looooooooooooooooooove, I mean looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove this apartment. It is a super chic, vintage –charmed home that gave me refuge, comfort, and joy. But now I am moving. Where? I have know idea. Being the free spirit that I am I decided to take an intermission on life’s responsibility and couch surf for the summer. I made this decision for several reasons:

1. I plan on so much FAWKING rockstar traveling it would be absolutely ridiculous to pay a full month‘s rent to store my things. (Miami, LA, New York, DC, & Texas here I come)

2. I need a break from responsibility. My life is so tight wound that I have to schedule bone a week or two in advance (I’m not kidding and this fact is not cute).

3. I am preparing my bank account for the monthly $1500 invest –in-myself- withdrawal also know as my student loan payment. Yes folks, I am a first-generation, private school educated, two –degree having mortgage payment owing FAWKING Rockstar!!!!!! While I prepare my checking account for this withdrawal, I feel good knowing that my only bill for the next three months is my $75.00 sprint bill. Yes folks no credit card debt because I learned something in my eight years of training, that is: credit cards = slavery i.e not Free Flowers.

#4. Last but certainly not least send my graduation announcements to friends and family. There is nothing more nerve-racking for me than preparing a celebration for myself. This might have something to do with the fact that the last time I did, Honey Bii went ape shit and ruined my party (yeah I just did that) but more likely it's because I never learned how to celebrate my excellent. Something about it makes me feel guilty. However I am realizing that I deserve this celebration. This is a huge feat for both me and my family and it is worth all the tigers-jumping-through-rings-of-fire that I can produce. With that being said announcements are out, hotels are booked, parties are confirmed and the guest list in mounting. Thanks guys for your love and support on this one I seriously couldn’t have done it without you.

I’m getting my Masters!!!!! Tink tink tink boom pow … whoooooooa lawd this is incredible!



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